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usually a prisoner chooses bread instead of a key, and is usually someone who thinks it tastes better than key.
its a metaphor for the fact that we often choose temporary-
Because bread tastes better than key
by aviation lover 123 July 8, 2025
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The v key

The key in your high school chrombooks that is always missing
Every keyboard in your high school is missing the v key
by Yourmoms’x May 21, 2021
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Key

bewear DONT digest‼️‼️❌ not vegan or gluten free❌and contains food poisoning❌gross fucking disgusting
oh Key, ya that mf gave me food poisoning
by msnami August 23, 2022
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Key fucking

Making a chasity slave play with the key to his cage, without opening it
He was desperate to be unlocked but she spent the whole evening key fucking him
by TRIANGLE94 April 30, 2024
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Key Dive

When you are riding motorcycles with your squad and an angry citizen is yelling at you because they disapprove of what you are doing. When they are yelling at you promptly with out signal and hesitation dive through the drivers side or passenger side down window grabbing the car key and as quick as you entered haul ass away.
Hay get ready to scram im going to key dive this bitch
by from my cold, dead hands March 18, 2020
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dani and kei

DANI AND KEI ARE THE BEST
by Dankiee July 29, 2017
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Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed
I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.
by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009
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