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chlam slam

When you have chlamydia you fuck a girl and tell her you have chlamydia when you already came inside her and wait untill you get slapped.
Last night i had a one-night stand and used the chlam slam.
by Sheeproaders April 5, 2019
mugGet the chlam slammug.

slam thirty

1. When sleep overtakes you and you can no longer keep your eyes open.
2. A defined hour to head to bed, e.g. 10pm is bedtime.
Its slam thirty, time to head to bed.
by Rags1949 April 18, 2021
mugGet the slam thirtymug.

Clam Slam

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is forcefully slammed down on one's face, usually to establish dominance.
Do you remember the time Kristi clam slammed her brother on her dads living room floor?
by TrueStory0418 September 26, 2021
mugGet the Clam Slammug.

Dookie slammed

When one lowers a vehicle until it drags it's nuts. Typically on shitty coil overs and steel wheels with no hubcaps.

#dookieslammed
Damn bro your civic is dookie slammed hard!!
by Zombiediver January 5, 2017
mugGet the Dookie slammedmug.

slam cannon

Slam cannon is when you take 80 Viagra and race it to see which happens first you die of heart attack or you fuck so hard your dick falls off.
"So sad Tim passed but he did it cool GF said he died doing a slam cannon"
by SansT.skeleton December 12, 2020
mugGet the slam cannonmug.

jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus
twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first
by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018
mugGet the jewish choke slammug.

Swamp-slam

*must be done by 7 foot ogre woman*
The act of ejecting yourself from your $2 rolling chair into the skull of the inferior being attempting to t-pose upon you.
In kindergarten, i got swamp-slammed for trying to show the letter t with my body. Hard. I now have brain damage.
by Sweatysalamander September 17, 2018
mugGet the Swamp-slammug.

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