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Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.

Another, more sophisticated way for gentlefolk to say, “take that.”
George: “The mine will fail.”

Ross: “But our freedom never will.”
George: (defeated)
Ross: “Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.”
by Ross Poldark June 9, 2019
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Put it on your wish list.

Phrase derived from a common online shopping option, but now used in colloquial speech to indicate that a requested action or item is beyond the pale and will not be honored. Often accompanied by a W hand-sign formed by an angled linking of two L's using the thumb and pointer finger.
You want to borrow my first edition copy of Alfred Bester's The Demolished Man? Yo, put it on your wish list.
by shakenspear June 15, 2020
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Put a Quarter in your modem

When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.
Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"
by Chuck Finely December 9, 2013
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Put my nose up in it

A term used by southern gentlemen to describe the action they do when sniffing through a diamond. Usually followed up by forming a diamond shape with your fingers and acting out the sniff.
Im gonna eat cheerios out her butt and "put my nose up in it"
by bizdev6969 May 5, 2021
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Never put a stone on the table.

Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.
Even when the conversation lulls, never put a stone on the table.
by ShodunTheShadow April 16, 2019
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I put a spell on you

The Sanderson sisters sang a song in "Hocus Pocus" called 'I Put a Spell on You'
I put a spell on you, and now you're mine!
by zoejjj August 20, 2019
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While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.
I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!
by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012
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