patching

when a man starts becomes so pussy wiped his penis fully retracts and replaced with a patch of hair

nick: you heard what happened to dave?

joe: what?

nick:he started going through patching

joe: ouch

by edilla February 8, 2010

Running through the okra patch

Drinking all of the beers on the menu.

Tyler: let's go running through the okra patch!

Chris: I fucking hate you.

by chriscepticon June 18, 2016

pitch

almost a bitch but not quite

what a pitch? She's so lame.

by Hales22 June 22, 2008

snatch patch

for a ladie who has a wee wee stain in her underwear!
or could be a period stain!

i went donw on her and the was a snatch patch in her knickers!

by silvermanz January 1, 2007

pitched tent cop

a dick hard cop, that gets off one harrassing/arresting ppl

str8edge: " i got pulled over on for doing 28 in a 25. i was on a bike. he said that a bike must follow the same rules as a car...wudda pitched tent cop!!"

by KEGmurder December 11, 2010

satch patch

ball sack, usually found on the male species

He scratched his hairy satch patch.

by JenRae May 13, 2005

gopher patch

the patch of skin behind the penis/vagina to the asshole, between the legs. Most commnly rubbed during intercourse or agitated by underwear.

I gotta get a new pair of thongs, these keep rubbing my gopher patch raw.

by Bigfut March 1, 2007