put the fucking lotion in the basket

A slightly aggressive way of telling somebody to put lotion in a basket

Buffalo Bill: It places the lotion in the basket
Catherine: I wanna see my mommy. Please no...
Buffalo Bill: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

by jessbrown February 24, 2021

Never put a stone on the table.

Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.

Even when the conversation lulls, never put a stone on the table.

by ShodunTheShadow April 16, 2019

Put out or shut up

Something you say to an annoying girl that won’t stop complaining about insignificant things

Girl: OMG I can’t believe Doug would go around spreading rumors like that, like you have to have proof otherwise it’s just opinions, blah blah blah
Guy: I don’t give free therapy. Put out or shut up, Jessica.

by Ben Dover 987 June 27, 2023

putting me through the Trump

when a person tells you obvious lies, and will cite very spurious sources to support their claims. Often brought by loose anecdotal evidence.

Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."

by ZombieZero99 August 28, 2022

Put a Piñata In Your Closet

A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.

VI

person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}

by AlmightyChad December 13, 2022

I put a spell on you

The Sanderson sisters sang a song in "Hocus Pocus" called 'I Put a Spell on You'

I put a spell on you, and now you're mine!

by zoejjj August 20, 2019

putting the corn back on the cob

While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.

I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!

by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012