pillow sniping

throwing pillows at toddlers from long distance, resulting it the child falling over

"my parents grounded me because I kept pillow sniping my little sister."

by 02746737261522 August 8, 2016

Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.

I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

motorboat pillows

To fall asleep so hard that you bury your face between two pillows. This often leads to some snoring and making the sound of a motorboat. This could also mean that you are so tired that the desire to sleep is just as large of a drive as your sex drive. You would rather do both motorboat and sleep, so you choose to motorboat some pillows.

Man I can't keep my eyes open! I am staring at the bed trying not to motorboat pillows.

by Vegasguy73 April 20, 2018

father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.

You have 1 New Text Message

MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.

by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010

Pillow Driving

It tell’s that the person had slept a lot

I was pillow driving for the past few days

by M KDK December 2, 2016

Pillow hopper

A term used to describe someone who uses a pillow to masturbate.

"She wasn't a homie hopper though, she is a pillow hopper."

by DaniDilf May 20, 2022

llama pillows

A ladies’ breasts.

Hey Frank check out Sally’s Llama Pillows.

by Bob build3r December 9, 2017