Open A.I.

No the fuck you are not you retarded bitch.

Hym "I sat on the one about Open A.I. for a minute too but ya'll wanted to pretend you aren't worse than a motherfucker that sit and play video games all day posting on UD. Could have cornered the market on the shit. Now everyone has it. You thought you were smart and you're a fucking retard. Enjoy. Enjoy reality. It consists of me being better than everyone, indefinitely. China even got it to now. You're welcome President Pooh. If Jordan wasn't a bitch you wouldn't have that."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2023

Soviet letter opener machinery

a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.

It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.

We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.

by ayobro April 20, 2025

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

BE OPEN

Something Meta tells its employees while simultaneously locking discussions from having comments.

BE OPEN and open up the comment section Mark!

by public2 November 12, 2022

Yard Open

A prison term called out by inmates to indicate the area is free of guards and to proceed with passing contraband or delivering messages. It is also something to call out when someone bends over to indicate a bootyhole is open for business.

"Ay, can I get a yard check? Any 12 out there? -Nah, yard's open man."
"Damn, dropped my soap. -YARD OPEN!"

by ThunderBoss September 16, 2021

open secret

A secret that everyone knows.

VTubers' past life and face reveals are a good example for this. You may recognize their voice but you're still not allowed to tell the open secret because that would be doxxing.

by fardamongus February 2, 2024

Open Water Swimming

Generally a group of menopausal ladies having a mid-life crisis, just wanting to get rid of their hot flushes

Karen: Want to go open water swimming?
Mark: No.
Karen: Well I am, I'm bloody boiling

by Brian0401 December 16, 2020