Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.

Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.

by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017

Muzzle Load

When you boof drugs and then have them shoved up the anus further by way of butt sex

Yo bro, wanna go muzzle loading?

by Highply January 18, 2019

Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering the male hierarchy. i.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude…incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.

Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!

by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023

sweaty load

A mans load of cemen or sperm when there balls are sweaty

I swallowed Steven's sweaty load

by Wolffman1221 August 7, 2016

A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.

Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.

by Exothryll August 14, 2025

Jerk my load

When one individual accomplishes something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing so. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, another homie cant come in and jerk the load that was meant to be his.

I just bought a new playstation and I was so excited to open the brand new box, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening it without me!

by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020

Loaded Cannon

The act of forcefully passing a kidney stone by ejaculating.

There was no other option but to blow out the stone like a loaded cannon.

by Bobroz April 18, 2021