rest a glass on that booty

When a person's behind is so big that it sticks out like a shelf. Similar to a bubble butt or apple bottom.

Woo dolly you could rest a glass on that booty! That booty's pretty tight!

by EleniP190 September 16, 2013

dirty glass

A small amount of alcohol or hot drink in a glass.
or like a quarter full cup of hot drink.

At a bar and you ask the bartender for a dirty glass cup of whiskey.

What would you want sir? Erm, I’d like a dirty glass of whiskey please!

by BlackBond April 28, 2024

glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.

Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.

by SenorSloth October 6, 2016

glass ketchup bottle

ABSOLUTE TORY

“glass ketchup bottles only”
“fuck off you tory”

by unowhooosl March 6, 2022

Vag Glass

When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.

She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.

by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024

Stockton Glass Cleaner

When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.

Katie kept her glasses on in bed last night so I gave her the Stockton Glass Cleaner.

by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025

Glasses

An extra pair of eyes for the visually impaired.

"Hey, that kid has glasses on"
"Yeah, call him four eyes"
"Isn't that mean?"
"Nope, he's a freak."

by CanBeChucky October 3, 2023