county clam

It’s one of those sluts that is bigger than the town pump.

Man Tina is just a slut but Crystal she’s just a county clam Who has double her numbers in dicks taken!

by Sevenisfunny May 28, 2018

Perry County Sack Race

When you flip your cousin upside down and 69 while you walk down the road to your moonshine still

"D'you hear about Billy Joe and Charlene? They had a Perry County Sack Race all the way down the driveway to the trailer park!"

by BillyBobby1245 November 28, 2017

Patrick County High School

A terrible fucking school full of drug addicts and dumb assholes. It’s as white as a school can get and half of them are obese and have greasy, pungent, nastyass mullets. You lose about 46% of your brain cell count the moment you enter this place because of the sheer lack of chromosomes people have. It’s awful. Also people smear shit on the walls so mind yourself if you happen to be near a wall. I’m sorry

Normal person: Where are you from, sir?
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟

by kleenexuser308 November 21, 2021

Fluvanna county highschool

Ladies and retards, prepare yourselves for the greatest red-neck vs everyone else man on man brawl. this fascinating brawl spawned from confusion and white country boys. admission is $5, so save the date and prepare for the gretest possible fight ever.

"Man, fluvanna county highschool has autistic people"

by Mikehawk360 September 28, 2021

Trinity County

A beautiful but poor county in northwestern California. It's only highways are the State Route 3, 299, and 36. It is a great place to go camping as long as it is not burning down again.

Last summer I went camping in Trinity County.

by Jqoi Zunderlat November 17, 2020

anne arundel county

Anne Arundel County, MD is filled with hotties, trust me if you’re a boy and you go to “Southern middle”, or southern high, you are automatically considered fine it doesn’t even matter. Please if you live in anne arundel and move to calvert county, trust me. you will be disappointed. Stay in your own county mfs.

“Anne arundel county? Never heard of it!!”
“trust me, there’s hotties!!”

by ur ma0104 July 10, 2022

county upper school

The breeding ground for twats who have not yet realised their full potential of the #420BlazeIt clan thus must pass the entry exams of faze in order to learn the powers of shrek's infinite marijuana stash. Furthermore it hosts lots of events such as the annual human centipede and the weekly orgy in our central library. Next to this library you will find a lovely car park where everyone is free to dog as long as they cum in under 5 minutes.

Guy1: You got into county upper school?
Guy2: Yeah, Im gonna be the dankest guy around

by CarlosChuck October 13, 2016