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Morning wood

When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)
Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022
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Morning!

When greeting people, saying morning is an alternative way of saying "hello", at any time of day.
*Harry walks into the Spice Fusion* Glen Barlow: "Morning!"
by Kingy123572 June 16, 2018
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Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.
I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016
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Very good morning

An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good.
Person 1: "Very good morning my friend"

person 2: "what?"

Person 1: "It's An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good."

person 2: "Very Thank you for explaining this to me my friend"

Person 1: "what?"
by Quasar Logarithm Omega Artemis December 1, 2021
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Mornings

A greeting popularised by Cape Coloureds in South Africa. They say "mornings" instead of "morning" just in case they don't feel like talking to you for the rest of the week, the 's' makes up for the other days
Person 1: Jy, you don't greet!

Person 2: Naai my broe I said 'Mornings' last Tuesday!
by Mettie July 30, 2019
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monster morning

Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything

1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.

2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.

Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew
1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.
by Solelessmatt7 July 21, 2016
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morning buhn

Smoking weed in the morning at the spot (specifically before first period) with your friends
Crys and Al met at the morning buhn spot before school
by 21cheapbeanz December 1, 2024
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