ill ninja

a p.i.m.p. with supirior fighting skills and is also a rapper

damn that guy is an ill ninja

by ILL NINJAz November 18, 2009

Ninja Hipocracy

When an individual says not to bully/harass people online but then proceeds to do so themselves.

~Ninja Hipocracy~
"Do not bully people." - Ninja Says To Twitch Chat
"What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?" - Ninja Says To Child Online

by RechVEVO June 30, 2018

ninja booking

Jumping on and off of facebook all sneaky like in order to check, and update your statuses before anyone can IM you. It is unknown why people take up this tactic instead of making oneself invisible while online.

I wanted to talk to Tora, but she keeps ninja booking.

by aleis October 2, 2011

Ninja Barbie

tight pony tailed blond that jumps lanes while driving without a turning signal

Ninja Barbie was caught by the officer weaving through lanes

by iBabyBunny July 18, 2016

Sneaky Ninja

The Sneaky Ninja is a way of hiding your erection whilst in your jeans at a lap-dancing club, the art of tucking it away so they can't grind extra tips out of you.

So did she get you hard? Yeah but the ol sneaky ninja didn't give it away.

by MilkyBarKid15 September 27, 2015

Emotional Ninja

A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.

I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.

by PraxisMortem December 14, 2016

[MSN] Ninja

One who seldom or never shows him/herself on MSN by appearing offline. MSN Ninja's are very selective of who they choose to be seen by, and just like a ninja, can disappear just as easily as they appear.

"That bitch Fionna is such an MSN Ninja!"

by Jerry the Hairy Berry January 20, 2009