A rhythm during sex where entry is very shallow for two thrusts, followed by a single surprise deep entry. Generally used for teasing purposes.
by O-bone April 21, 2007

by Casholala May 11, 2008

Leonard Nimoy was famous for saying, "Live long and prosper." He himself seems to have accomplished that thanks to his good looks and pleasant personality, but I wish he would have explained to all of us about how to do it ourselves.
by QuacksO October 12, 2018

by Vypes April 26, 2009

A term used in the show: South Park as a type of meme in the episode "Faith Hilling". This meme is portrayed as a person continuously saying "Oh Long Johnson" in a dangerous situation.
A boy was Oh Long Johnsoning in the road. After he said "Oh Long Johnson" for the 5th time. A truck hit him on his Rearend, punishing him for Oh Long Johnsoning in the Traffic.
by thenegativedegree November 3, 2013

an expression meaning having sex with the same person for the long term...i.e. in a marriage or serious relationship.
I'm not really looking for the casual hookup anymore, I'd really like to find someone to long term tap it with.
I'd sure like to be "long term tapping that" with him/her.
I'd sure like to be "long term tapping that" with him/her.
by youjustgotblackberried2 May 18, 2009

a guy/girl that is so pathetic they follow other couples around to parties and around school and ruin there fun. They dont understand that there only asked to 'tag-a-long'
out of pity, and are to oblivious to realise they are not liked and people wish they would die.
out of pity, and are to oblivious to realise they are not liked and people wish they would die.
tom: hey nicole looking forward to your party tonight
nicole; i know, i can't wait!
dario: can i come please, ive got nowhere else to be and i'm afraid if i'm left alone i'll hurt myself.
tom/nicole: ok then errrr turn up at --
dario: i'll be there at 6, you cant take it back! i'm leaving, bye.
tom: jesus he's such a tag-a-long-twat
nicole: i know i hate him
nicole; i know, i can't wait!
dario: can i come please, ive got nowhere else to be and i'm afraid if i'm left alone i'll hurt myself.
tom/nicole: ok then errrr turn up at --
dario: i'll be there at 6, you cant take it back! i'm leaving, bye.
tom: jesus he's such a tag-a-long-twat
nicole: i know i hate him
by d a l November 24, 2006
