load of timber

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

by chippers25 January 21, 2017

muzzle-loading

to place a metal rod in the urethra of the penis, utilized during sexual intercourse.

Man, have your girl take a shot at muzzle-loading, you'll thank me later.

by outlandishoutlaw October 16, 2023

squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.

Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.

by ejewbod March 2, 2018

Road Load

The act of ejaculating while driving.

That 6 hour drive would have been super boring but I passed the time with a road load.

by Ju-Li November 22, 2021

Muzzle-Loading

The process of ingesting medicine via your urethra/penis.

"I was muzzle-loading some Viagra earlier today and I've been rock hard for 6 hours."

by Maikeruu October 2, 2023

Loaded

Description of a pussy that has recently been filled with semen.

I was going to eat my girlfriend's pussy, but I remember that she's loaded because I left my splooge in there last night.

by Frenchie619-2 June 10, 2023

Primary Power Load

Means to load male sperm back into penile cavity with long pin or object

Im going to Primary power load the hell out of you

by Eansolo December 29, 2023