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the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020
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Pee Pee un Kaki in Pee Pee Kaki land

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by Fizzy_Pop August 8, 2023
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one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip
Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip
by your best idiot April 26, 2010
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Loaf Land

Usually when in a clouded mind state and forgetting what you are doing by not responding or doing very stupid things. When smoking too much pot can lead a person into "loaf land" making them un-responsable when asked questions. Sitting at a computer in a opiate high is another example of being in 'loaf land'.
While playing Magic the Gathering 2v2:

Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."

Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".

Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."
by SuperCaL September 4, 2013
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glen landing middle school

a school full of thots, f-boys,some baddies, and kids thinking they the shit but not the shit. and everyone is a thot and liked and dated each other at least once.
damn that girl def goes to glen landing middle school. she is a hoe, she dated me and my best friend twice!
by paapa.com November 18, 2019
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The LAnd

This is a nickname for Los Angeles used by natives.
I aint like them other bitches we different up in the LAnd
by 28jayy June 21, 2024
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land pakdu

Land pakdu means the one who disobey the rules or not take important things seriously. So to phrase these kind of people the word land pakdu is used
Land pakdu what are you doing this is not allowed here
by Samarpan March 19, 2017
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