Johnnie

AWildMonke man that shits on most of the stuff you do, but can be good at times if you're nice to him.

Shut up Johnnie.

by Cheeseboy121 May 26, 2021

Johnny

Someone who never gets anything right and requires constant guiding.

Person A: I bought my plane tickets but got the dates wrong.
Person B: That's so Johnny.

by Tabaçao August 18, 2021

Johnny Arpi

Johnny Arpi is a good friend who would help you when ever he can, and he's someone who doesn't expect someone to repay him after he helps them, Johnny is also the kind of friend who would get you a gift even though you didn't get him one, Johnny is the best friend you could ever have

Person 1: man Johnny Arpi is such a good friend

by The king of monkeys December 25, 2021

Johnnies

Street slang for precription drug gabbapentin. Huge in boston-worcester-fitchburg areas. Taken with alcohol or shotgunned redbulls to add a “heroin” like state.

Yo man im gunna park the car in harbour yard and we’ll go score some johnnies! (Say with boston accent)

by Kevi del sol December 27, 2023

Johnny See

A dick that can see what is going on about a situation but is not a man about it.

That guy just wanted to talk but the other guy was a Johnny See about it!

by Thrills&Spills August 14, 2023

johnny

that one guy that made amber heard look dumb as fuck or known as jack sparrow

ohh Amber dont make me get johnny again

by -939432johnny March 7, 2023

johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.

I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?

by SquatchIt September 23, 2020