A remarkable phenomenon sweeping the Internets regarding a sad, lonely, attention craving individuals seeking to be "unique" through photos of themselves. The photos usually are taken by a friend whose parents gave them a nice camera. Most networking sites are all overly saturated with these dorks. Usually, these folks have no connection to the real world and work in some sort of part time retail job.
"so, what do you do for a living?" said John
"oh, umm I an internet model" replied Tanya
"what do you mean by internet model?" questioned John
"my friend takes photos of me with his nice camera so I can put the pictures on myspace. So I can get attention I would never get elsewhere" replied Tanya
"oh so basically, you're an insecure bimbo who pretends to be something she's not on the internet?" said John
"no wonder we're in a recession" laughed john
"oh, umm I an internet model" replied Tanya
"what do you mean by internet model?" questioned John
"my friend takes photos of me with his nice camera so I can put the pictures on myspace. So I can get attention I would never get elsewhere" replied Tanya
"oh so basically, you're an insecure bimbo who pretends to be something she's not on the internet?" said John
"no wonder we're in a recession" laughed john
by getadamnjob July 28, 2009
Get the Internet modelmug. An internet challenge is basically what happens when one thing gets popular and thousands of people try to desperately recreate it for views.
by thetruestdude April 8, 2017
Get the internet challengemug. People who love talking shit on the internet mainly about other people's vehicles. These trolls will talk shit all day long on the internet as long as they have a keyboard to hide behind. But you will never see these people in real life. 9 times out of 10 these trolls drive their moms Honda, lancer, Evo, or a mustang. These trolls are nothing to worry about because they never actually do anything. Typically the Facebook of an internet troll can be spotted by images that look like they were found on Google and there's never pictures of these people on their pages.
Bob: man your cars a piece of shit I'd put bus lengths on it.
Ray: is that so? Bus lengths? Alright then let's race. This Saturday at us 13 heads up N/T instant green tree
Bob: man you don't wanna do that I'll hurt your feelings. My cars so much faster.
Ray: alright then show me stop talking about it and lock it in
Bob: well you see mom needs the car this weekend so I can't..... But before the end of the year were going to race!! And imma win
Internet troll- person who talks shit but never backs up any of it
**names used are random names**
Ray: is that so? Bus lengths? Alright then let's race. This Saturday at us 13 heads up N/T instant green tree
Bob: man you don't wanna do that I'll hurt your feelings. My cars so much faster.
Ray: alright then show me stop talking about it and lock it in
Bob: well you see mom needs the car this weekend so I can't..... But before the end of the year were going to race!! And imma win
Internet troll- person who talks shit but never backs up any of it
**names used are random names**
by Grudge race May 25, 2016
Get the Internet trollmug. The ability to come off as interesting, likable and/or charming in an internet conversation. However this skill does not usually translate to real life, face-to-face situations.
"Oh Jan? He's very internet charming, but it turns out that we don't have any real chemistry when we meet in person."
by majac December 3, 2009
Get the Internet Charmmug. Yo/
The Internet Is Not Creative/
He just lies in bed all day and decomposes./
All deaths are final./
End./
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The Internet Is Not Creative/
He just lies in bed all day and decomposes./
All deaths are final./
End./
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by TheOnlyGian June 12, 2023
Get the The Internet Is Not Creativemug. An Internet elf, or simply elf in Internet slang, is someone who actively promotes wisdom, intellect, logic, empathy and curiosity in an online community or online discussion forum, with the primary intent of connecting with other users in civil, open-minded and educational discussions.
An internet elf helps people with opposite viewpoints to interact together harmoniously in an online community.
by One4uTwo4me August 4, 2020
Get the internet elfmug. The average accent of the internet community In English, this is centered mostly on American English, as many of the most influential users of the internet are American. This accent can be seen influencing others' to a varying degree, depending on how socially isolated they are. As such, its influence is most common during isolation periods, such as 2020's quarantine. Accents can't be correctly portrayed through the use of text, however, so to be part of it, you must have a voice on the internet, quite literally.
Even if someone is British, for example, they might watch YouTube videos so often that they have an internet accent.
by AtlanticComputer July 8, 2020
Get the Internet Accentmug.