Minecraft

a boring ass game that for some reason virgin Redditors and 12-year-olds like to worship because god forbid you don't like Minecraft or play Fortnite. This game used to be so damn good before it was overcomplicated by Mojang and was being cult-like worshipped by Redditors.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play minecraft?

Me: no, that game is boring

by Cheese Wonton May 27, 2022

Minecraft Villagers

Jews...

"I traded with some minecraft villagers, and they wanted a stack of emeralds for 5 carrots!"

by Alleg69 November 18, 2023

Minecraft cursed

Bro what the f is this... MINECRAFT CURSED???💀💀💀💀 yeah its just a texture pack with a lot of cursed things. If u see the texture pack OH MY WHAT HTE HEK IS TIS 💀💀 AINT NO WAY BLUD AHHH GOOFY AHH TEXTURE PAC😵

Minecraft cursed

People:"using the texture" oh no

by Stepe pro December 3, 2023

minecraft

all the happiness possible on planet earth contained in a block game

people who played minecraft had a good childhood

by Xeries July 19, 2024

developer minecraft

a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.

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a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.

Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!
should include the word being defined

Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!

by epicgamer133 May 22, 2017

Minecraft

A game band kids call the “legendary” when in reality it’s just like every other FUCKING GAME THERE IS

“Minecraft is SUPERIOR”
-some CallMeCarson fan

by Fatboob3892 November 21, 2020

5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn

A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft YouTube channels about the dangers of swearing

Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber but when he was featured in a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn", where he said the f word in an earlier video of his, he's now working in a tedious 9-5 job in a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!

by OninIsNotSomebody July 1, 2024