horse lesbian

A girl whose love for horses reaches a sexually charged obsession. Riding on a saddle will often stimulate a lot girl's clitoris, which can be an enjoyable experience. But some girls never learn that a mentally-healthy source of sexual stimulation should be another human and develop an unhealthy habit of equestrian genital grinding to deal with their otherwise natural urges.

I don't plan on letting my daughter ride a horse until I'm certain that she's lost her virginity. I want her to enjoy herself with a human boy (or girl) so she doesn't go through life as a disgusting horse lesbian.

by Failfodder December 20, 2016

Horse doodling

Term born in Danbury CT slang for smoking weed

we got to go Horse Doodling soon dude

by TimetoSmokethisBlunt21 July 17, 2010

Horse Egg

A person that does or says stupid things. A situation that is really stupid or extremely obvious.

ex. OMG it's hot as hell today.....Duh it's 90 degrees you horse egg!

by Lisa and Jadey baby July 3, 2010

moo horse

1. synonym for cow esp for young kids

mommy, there's a moo horse in the field.

by kevin broder November 2, 2005

horse dickery

dicking around, not getting shit done.
actions that impede a smooth flow of work.

We will never get this done with the amount of horse dickery going on.

by uncle schmoocoo November 12, 2007

horse tickler

One who tickles horses as a means of making them laugh and/or become sexually aroused to then perform acts of beastiality.

Stop tickling that horse, you damn dirty horse tickler!!

by Lofty_B1 May 30, 2006

Horse Relish

The most potent, tastiest, fatal strain of mariganjajuana smoke. The scent will make you decieve it for a horse right in front of you but yet it is green, chunky, and hairy just like relish.

I just went to pick up a sack and he had that new Horse Relish that everyone's been trippin about!

by SteamdRice November 20, 2013