when you just learned minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks and you lol so hard that your penis ejaculates off of your body and hits your eye and next the penis returns holding your wife and drops it off and then the penijoker is released and you go on campus and after you return you trip on a airplane who the owner is minecraft steve and he kills you
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks and you lol so hard that your penis ejaculates off of your body and hits your eye and next the penis returns holding your wife and drops it off and then the penijoker is released and you go on campus and after you return you trip on a airplane who the owner is minecraft steve and he kills you
Person 1:Did you know that minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks?
Person 2; N-
Person 3; I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Person 1; Person 3 is a gold freaker.
Person 3; uh oh, stinky!
*Person 3 dies*
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks?
Person 2; N-
Person 3; I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Person 1; Person 3 is a gold freaker.
Person 3; uh oh, stinky!
*Person 3 dies*
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