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Gooch goblins

by Splane750 March 22, 2021
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Door goblin

A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.
Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.
by Tumamafat July 11, 2020
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Child goblin

1.An adult usually 40 years of age who likes to hang around children’s playgrounds
2. A deformed child
Dude I think there’s a child goblin over there
by Why would I regret this? June 3, 2020
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Bed Goblin

Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.
I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.
by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023
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[goblin gootch]

a very scary private area on either a boy or girl
brittany's goblin Gootch was to scary for Peter Scateregia although he is a tool it was to unbarable for him
by Mark Rice jr. January 8, 2009
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Slut Goblin

A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.
lat night i picked up a slut goblin at the local pub.
by the coyote kid May 18, 2020
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Jit Goblin

A member of the ski group / cultural movement group called "Jiddism"
by Dreyno01 November 14, 2023
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