When a man has enough intercourse in a day that he cannot produce enough semen thus creating a dry heave effect via the penis.
When I finally came for the tenth time today my penis dry heaved (dry heaving penis) his final breath.
by Heaving penis August 29, 2010
Get the Dry Heaving Penismug. by joey jaw breakers FLA January 31, 2010
Get the dry sense of humormug. When a girl that is pregnant has sex and is in labor as she is having sex but the male's penis blocks the baby from coming out.
by WillDaBoss7 March 10, 2017
Get the dry red martinimug. Billy was wasted and inadvertently gave himself a russian dry rub in the snow which also led to considerable shrinkage.
by si2high July 7, 2010
Get the russian dry rubmug. Dry humour is as in its name, humor that is not really that juicy, so not really humor at all. Something categorized in this can't be called a joke or a pun; it is simply something that is self-awarely (well, sadly, sometimes not) not funny nor humorous at all. Though, that doesn't really keep you from having shits and giggles on about it.
Think about it as some random meme-y thing -that is not supposed to be funny at all- that is said in a totally normal conversation.
It's sometimes said to be close to sarcasm, but the unnecessary type.
Think about it as some random meme-y thing -that is not supposed to be funny at all- that is said in a totally normal conversation.
It's sometimes said to be close to sarcasm, but the unnecessary type.
Jim: Can we talk tonight?
Tom; No, I'm busy with the kids in my basement.
Jim: It's so sad you are taking every opportunity to be funny, man. You must think you are very funny.
Tom: It's called dry humour, damit.
Tom; No, I'm busy with the kids in my basement.
Jim: It's so sad you are taking every opportunity to be funny, man. You must think you are very funny.
Tom: It's called dry humour, damit.
by beepitybloppyeet August 23, 2019
Get the dry humourmug. Like when you pick your car up from the garage and the bill is way bigger than you expected it to be and they lay some yap on you about there being more wrong with it than they thought and the labour charge is fifty quid an hour and there's nothing you can do about it but pay up and drive off and then you realise that the damn rattle is still there and they've not fixed it at all.
That's what dry anal rape feels like. Probably.
That's what dry anal rape feels like. Probably.
by Dick McElvis September 17, 2008
Get the dry anal rapemug. When a male masturbates so excessively in a limited timeframe that no more ejaculate is produced upon completion of any subsequent masturbatory sessions until the reserves are replenished.
Mate, we both know what you're going to do with your day off. You're going to sit there, put private browsing on on your computer, and wank yourself dry
by MassivefuckingLAD June 28, 2011
Get the Wank yourself drymug.