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Obligatory Crap

When someone gives you a hassle because they are supposed to, not because they mean it.
I'm surprised your wife let you play golf today? She gave me some obligatory crap, but she wanted to go shopping anyway.
by TartanMarine June 19, 2010
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half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus
"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!
by dr right wing August 16, 2014
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Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
by Alligator King June 29, 2021
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Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.
Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH
by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024
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Over this crap

An exclamation of wanting to be rid of a problem or situation. Can be used as a 1st or third person expression.
1st person: My car battery just died after getting it from the shop, I am so friggin over this crap!

3rd person: Stacy's kid is always sick, she is so ready to be over with this crap.
by SaphirePhil January 16, 2019
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shoot crap

Every friday night, you and your boys would shoot crap, right?
by KreyZ420 August 7, 2024
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crap session

like taking a dump right after eating a burrito, but lasts 30 minutes.
Jane: Whats joe doing? He's taking way too long!
John: He's just having a relaxing crap session
by thekeytoyoursucesss October 8, 2017
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