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Dallas Cowboys 

the shittiest football team in the history of the NFL. Even worse than the Lions. Every year that the Cowboys have made the playoffs since the 90's, they choked because they are a bunch of looser cock suckers that are just jealous of other teams because they suck. and their quarterback ,Tony Homo, is a mark ass trick that is afraid
hey who won the giants and cowboys game today??

dude do you even have to ask?? the Dallas Cowboys suck dick

oh, my bad. that was a dumb question. fuck the cowboys

Cowboyah 

When a loser goes to a Stampede or a Rodeo, especially in Calgary Alberta, and he wears the worst Wranglers with a silk shirt and a big huge belt buckle. He likes to act new and hip with his cowboyah outfit, but he is just a regular old beardo.
Eh Ray... Cowboyah..
Cowboyah by Hardcore December 16, 2004

Cowboydaddy

A parent that is overprotective of thier children and abusive and threatens anyone that rebukes them.
"That guy lets his kids do anything and if you scold them He'll get Cowboydaddy on you."
Cowboydaddy by BoxcarArt October 25, 2009

cowboymaddy 

literally the most amazing and best person in the world ilysm
cowboymaddy is cool
cowboymaddy by jambodearest December 29, 2021

Cowboyfriend 

How you describe your (usually gay) friend’s “countryboyfriend
“They are putting the theater kids and the agricultural science students in the same dorm”
“Awww, maybe one of the guys in theater will get a cowboyfriend!”

“I just started dating this guy from Nashville”
“So you have a cowboyfriend! How cute”

Anal Cowboys 

A gang founded in 2007 in Otaki, New Zealand.
Well known for travelling New Zealand and having GOOD TIMES!!
Sponsored by Dou Bros.
Man those Anal Cowboys are so hardcore... at having good times!!
Anal Cowboys by stupid retard January 24, 2019

dallas cowboys football

"Sup guys! Just watched some Dallas Cowboys Football, loved the new episode this week."