a person who likes to chomp or lick a chinese persons chode....the skin between a guys balls and butthole
by Buzobs May 13, 2005
Get the chinese chode chomper mug.dude while i was taking a miracle turd the other day i was watching a porno showing 6 people doing a chinese table batch.
by Ted Mosby (architect) ;) February 2, 2010
Get the chinese table batch mug.When two people connect their dry anuses together via a double-sided dildo, count "1-2-3" and then pull out simultaneously on "3" to create two simultaneous pink socks.
I heard Ben and Matt got bored and made a chinese finger trap over the weekend! They had to get surgery afterwards.
by MegaWang February 12, 2008
Get the chinese finger trap mug.a mythical creature only found in ceratin areas of don kentfield's mind, although rare these cratures have the habit of waitng in public bathrooms espacially in latrines in order to kill its prey, also they enjoy playing halo in their super nintendo.
by true ninja April 13, 2005
Get the chinese ninja - noun mug.When someone grasps on to the head of their cock and at the same time with the same hand grasps onto someone elses and in unison strokes their cocks, not ever breaking the grip or the "trap"
I walk into the diner the other day and the waiter and a customer had their drawers drop and the waiter had their cocks lock in a Chinese Finger Trap.
by dorsey2 June 17, 2007
Get the Chinese Finger Trap mug.by Andy Coulson August 2, 2007
Get the chinese burn worm mug.The act of finishing inside of a woman's (or males) prolapsed anus, then unraveling and squeezing out the fluids inside of a dixie cup, drink some and use the rest for lube for another time.
by Blarf123 August 6, 2013
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