cheese weenie 

a dirty,std infected penis. may smell like cheese and/or appear to have cheese coming out of it. cheese weenie was invented and first used by G.

man u have been with so many nasty bitches, i bet u got cheese weenie don't u?

cheese weenie by shane941 March 27, 2007

Cheese Bread 

A variety of drunk food that involves melting copious amonts of cheese on bread. There are several varieties of toppings that may be added, including garlic powder, salami, bacon and/or fresh basil.

We got home from the bar and made some sweet, sweet cheese bread.

Cheese Bread by Canmor August 11, 2009

cheese pie 

a cheese filled pie

hey man putsome cheese in that pie ok

cheese pie by rahzell smokespot July 3, 2003

Cheese Cutter Syndrome 

When your ass-hair gets tangled when releasing excrement causing fecal matter to be pushed through it, cutting it like a cheese cutter.

"That would have been the best shit of my life, except for the cheese cutter syndrome."

Cheese Cutter Syndrome by Bryan1618 January 27, 2010

cheese monkey covered in jam dance

a dance that involves jumping around like a monkey and rubbing yourself around to signify the jam.

jig jig rub rub

cheese monkey covered in jam dance by paul of death November 23, 2003

cheese on rice 

1. A cleanlier alternative to saying "Jesus Christ!"
2. Probably deee-licious.

1.
Guy 1: "There's some kind of orgy going on outside in the intersection!"
Guy 2: "Jesus Christ!"
Guy 1: "Hey, don't use the Lord's name in vain, fucker!"
Guy 2: "Sorry. 'Cheese on rice!'"

2.
Girl 1: "Whoa, that looks deee-licious. What is it?"
Girl 2: "Cheese on rice! Hey... is that an orgy outside?"

cheese on rice by Mr Whale Jr November 24, 2005

Cheese-Hammer 

Cheese - soft squidgy edible substance.
Hammer – object to pound with. To hammer a steak tenderises it, to Hammer a piece of cheese would be a waste of time! A Cheese-Hammer has no place in life!

My current boss is a complete Cheese-Hammer.

Cheese-Hammer by Threaders April 6, 2006