brown rose

Slang term to describe a womans (asshole).

Danelle loved when I tongued her brown rose while she flicked her swollen bean...

by Mike Landers February 22, 2007

brown pounder

The act of hitting someone so hard in roller derby that the impact with the ground causes their bowels to release and shit to spray up their back. There are many variations of this act, such as the brown pounder with ketchup, and/or cheese.

SHIT MONIQUA! You just slammed me so hard, I left a brown pounder on the track!

Bitch, yo betta start pray’n! We’re gonna hand out brown pounders to your WHOLE TEAM this bout!!

by The BrownPound Bandit June 23, 2011

brown nut

1)The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.
2)Any man who attempts the above action.

Term invented by Brian Troy of San Diego and popularized in 2004.

1)I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.
2)Dave is a complete brown nut.

by Brian Troy May 6, 2004

brown mile

when you run a mile, maybe in gym class for your androgenous "teacher and the pressure on your ass is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually shit. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town

i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile

by john really brown November 5, 2006

Brown Tipping

Anal Sex, for Gentlemen.

I walked in on Howard brown tipping the woman he met at the tennis match...

by RWalk2316 April 4, 2011

Brown Siren

When you really really have to take a shit so you're rushing to get home so you put the brown siren on top of your car to let everyone know to get out of your way.

Robert: Shit! Why did we have to go to the Indian restaurant on the other side of town. I don't think I'm gonna make it home. Put on the brown siren for fucks sake!

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

Marc Brown

A nigga with 50% of a head who has a chipped tooth in the right side of his mouth. He's bootleg as hell. Can be related to johnny blazze. such a scab.

yo you those shoes 50% off? nah man, its marc brown's head off.

by Dynamic Duoss June 5, 2011