breathing

when you moan in stead of breathing

stop breathing

by beathing March 2, 2021

breathing zoom

The stolen moments of peace and solitude created when an invitee is late to a Zoom/video call. The gift of time that provides a welcome window for clear thought, heightened focus and the unexpected completion of tasks.

Alice's task list was daunting and causing her great stress so the gift of 7 minutes of 'breathing zoom' was most welcome.

by paulborthwick October 16, 2020

The Breath Of Versailles

When you 10/90 guess on a test.

Person 1: Hey, do you guess on tests?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are The Breath Of Versailles

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025

guzzling junkie breathe

When a loco has ate too many boogers and it all built up in the throat

"I caught you picking boogerz amigo..."
"wtf i'm not a guzzling junkie breathein ass boy!"

by Al Packino August 22, 2021

business breath

Bad breath caused by not eating breakfast but drinking a lot, at least two, coffees when at work.

Beware of Carl whispering his jokes in your ear today. He´s got the business breath again.

by Thilo The Creator January 11, 2022

When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

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When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

by Reninu March 17, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens who got hit with a machete on their left forearm.

Person 1: Have you ever gotten hit by a machete on your left forearm?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles"

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025