birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando

*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."

by Solidust January 7, 2017

A Very Robear Birthday

To invite all your friends to your Sweet 16 and charge them $10 for admission for one slice of pizza and a glass of soda.

The $10 I paid to get in was worth it. I hope my sweet 16 is a Very Robear Birthday too

by Dollars to Since July 24, 2020

birthday backshots

When it is someone’s birthday you give them backshots to match their age.

Hey Jamal i heard you turned 40 today, you know what that means, 40 birthday backshots

by Kidthoucher69 June 6, 2024

NATIONAL ANDREAS BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DISCORD MOD

NATIONAL ANDREAS BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Offical CIA October 27, 2021

birthday job

A birthday job is a sexual favor you wish for and hopefully get on your birthday!
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.

Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!

I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!

by Tihy September 15, 2020

Sapphire birthday

When you turn the same age as the first 2 letters of the year you were born in.

Today I just turned 20 and I was born in 2000 so it’s my Sapphire birthday 🎉

by anime fan._. May 28, 2022