Beef Wizard

Piper

“Hey did you see that Beef Wizard at the bar?”

“Oh you mean Piper?”
“Yeah, same thing”

by Poopbear69 January 5, 2021

The name beef

a angry man who thinks everyone is mean to him.

Geez that guy must have the name beef.

by Manno13 February 5, 2021

She’s Beef

She’s Beef is a phrase that can be used to describe any inanimate object. The term originated from the Scottish slang She’s Beefy and is predominantly used in and around the Carnwath area.

Friend 1: Look at the size of that water bottle!

Friend 2: She’s Beef

by Mr Pillows February 27, 2021

Crispy Beef

Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.

Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

Undiagnosed Beef

When you have beef with another individual unbeknownst to them.

Mikaela S and I have undiagnosed beef.

by ismelllikebeef_ June 24, 2023

Beef yourself

to shart you pants, to fart, or to have dysentery.

“Hey, did you just beef yourself? It stinks in here.”

by carolthebiggirl March 9, 2023

Beef a queef

To queef in a particularly prodigious or boisterous manner.

"Dude, last night I was pounding this girl from behind and she beefed a queef that parted my pubes!"

"Was that a fart or did you beef a queef?"

by Vither Creator March 30, 2023