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devil winged bat

A devil winged bat is like a night howler somebody whose eyes are as big and is dilated as possible who is constantly following you around like a little devil on your shoulder who has wings and can fly from one side of the room to the other and turn off every light right behind you without you seeing them and in front of you without you seeing them to close you in and cleans up and picks up everything you put down and try to come back to it before you even get to get back to it or you can see it and it's gone. So it sketches you the f*** out to the point you believe that hilariously like puppet dracula; it must want your blood/ party favors/ goodies in the basket.
My mother Nicole 1/3rd of the time is a DEVIL WINGED BAT, 1/2 SHY OF A TERODACTYL ON MSN AND STERROIDS WITH A HINT OF I JUST TOOK MY AMBIEN ITS OKAY I DONT DO PILLS, I JUST TAKE WHATS PRESCRIBED -love your little cluckie ass batty tee.
by Lilbabygrem February 25, 2022
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Bat

Person 1: “omw I togally forgot”
Person 2: it’s “totally”
Person 1: Gringa don’t bat me.
by Esta nueve March 17, 2022
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bat polish

A bat polish is a hand job at a sports theme hair cut place.
The hair stylist washed my hair and massaged my scalp and forehead, She saw that I was aroused and finished off with a bat polish. Happy ending!
by richie69 January 7, 2019
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Bat Wings

When a female (preferably) or male has excess fat under his/her upper arm that droops down, making it look like they have 'bat wings'.
girl 1 :damn, did you see Ashley's new post?
girl 2: yes!! she was showing off her bat wings, lol
girl 1: ya it was prettyyy disturbing...
by bmw_ily March 10, 2020
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Ash Bat

Origin: West India 1909 when India was a British Colony. This was used in Cricket but has since fallen out of commonlyused cricket terminology.

Meaning: To have an Ash Bat was to have a home made Cricket bat, commonly made oit of Ash from fires, it's not really known what was used to hold the bat together but this was one of the early types of cricket bats that were used before they started to create more solid, proper bats. It's rumoured that they used a ball of ash stuck together and left out in the sun as an early cricket ball. The Ash Bat is no longer used and it's only known to a select group of people, there is one village in India that do continute to make Ash Bats as part of the village tradition since 1909.

This may or may not be true but it can be found on some documents in the Cricket Museum of India, but sometimes animal dung was used instead of Ash and left to dry out in the sun but again, it'e not documented what was used to hold the dung or ash together.
Commentator: "... and Singh singh picks up his Ash Bat and walks onto the field..."

Random Player: "I need to make an Ash Bat so i can play Cricket today."
by ProffFartuart November 18, 2019
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Bat Tonguing

The act of violently licking The Bat Wing, usually until achieving climax.
His balls so fat, I'd bat tongue it. (verb)
Balls so good, you can't help not bat tonguing.
That girl was a freak, she bat tonguing all night till she got lockjaw.
by Fucktherealniggadude April 30, 2024
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