by KeepAmericaGreat July 23, 2020

(Aka. Yasstin, Saustin, and Sustin). The hottest and most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. I am not Austin. Trust me. Also he's really hot, did I mention that? The best man face in the world, and incredible Massachusetts eyebrows. Also he's really hot. Funny. Cool. Enormous brain. The best at spelling defunt. And really hot
Girl1: Dang, Austin is really hot and cool and good at spelling the word defunct.
Girl2: I know, he's so amazing and cool and I love him. Will you marry me Austin?
Austin: No, I have many braincells and I can psychoanalyze you with a single glance, Meredith.
Girl2: I know, he's so amazing and cool and I love him. Will you marry me Austin?
Austin: No, I have many braincells and I can psychoanalyze you with a single glance, Meredith.
by NotAustinReallyGuys January 31, 2023

by shitfacexoxoxo January 6, 2022

The prettiest woman in the world, she doesn't know her own self worth. Austin Osborn is a flirt but is scared by 7-inch-candy bars.
by Help-i'm-dying April 20, 2018

A nerd that thinks everything is just about comparing grades. An autistic person who loves to bully his friends and mock people that have lower grades than him.
by UrDailyHacker March 13, 2020

a kid with a bad hairline
by Yoboyyyyy67 December 10, 2018
