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Brother-in-law

n. A pejorative term for just about anybody who happens to be a douche. Doesn't have to be related.
Mike: "Jerry was at the gym today doin' what he do. Ol' brother-in-law talked my ear off for like 20 minutes and I couldn't think of a good enough excuse to get out of there."

Joe: "Yeah, that dude is jerk."
by laker fan November 13, 2011
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Brown Brothers

I really Love my Brown Brothers, but I wish they would drive faster
by BooBoo72 November 7, 2006
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Big Brother

Big Brother is a reality television show where, in each series, a group of people live together in the Big Brother House, isolated from the outside world but continuously watched by television cameras. Each series lasts for around three months, and there are usually fewer than 16 participants.

The housemates try to win a cash prize by avoiding periodic evictions from the house.

There ia also A Celebrity Big Brother where celebritys are put into the big brother house for no longer then 2-3 weeks.
It Can Be Good But Usualy Dull For example:
Day 22 12:00 pm In the big brother house. After A Day Over arguing over crushed jaffa cakes, Katie Goes to bed.

Day 22 12:03 pm Jen gives evils to the cameras.

Day 22 12:05 pm Dan Picks his nose in the Dairy Room.
by KarnyKazz January 20, 2009
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Oh Brother

1. (noun) A bitch who thinks she's the shit.
"God! That girl is such an Oh Brother! Just hearing her voice makes me want to leave the room."
by OctopusSauce October 19, 2010
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brother bear

A male who gets friend zoned by every female he talks to.
Guy 1:" Anthony gets mad bitches

Guy2:"nah he's a brother bear he gets friend zoned by them all"
by Anthonythegreat January 4, 2016
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chuckle brothers

a bunch of old age losers with a penchant for saying "to me, to you" and then getting into hilarious trouble which splits my sides.
oh look, the chuckle brothers are on TV
by Granny Apple January 6, 2004
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Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are not the typical pop bullshit we hear now-a-days. Their a talented band of three brothers, Nick, Joe, and Kevin, from New Jersey.

And unlike what other idiots on here said, they aren't gay, pussies, or cock-suckers. People on this site REALLY need to stop saying things like that. Not only is it rude, homo-phobic, at times sexiest, and just plain obnoxious, it also makes you sound like a 13 year old boy who just heard a cuss word for the first time. In other words, an idiot.

Once you get past the screaming fangirls and their over-exposure from Disney, this group of kids are actually quite talented. They write their own songs and have a visible passion for music. Not even famous rock stars are dedicated enough to build a recording studio on their tour bus. And to all the fangirls who the Jonas Brothers are rockstars, they aren't. Their pop, branching into poprock as of recent. They even say so themselves.

No, they aren't as good as the Beatles. They even say so. But they are actually good which is uncommon for people on the Disney Channel. They deserve much more respect than what is given to them. You go JoBros!
FanGirl:"OMJ! I LOOOVE JB! THEY ARE GODS.
ME:"No hun. They're good, not gods."
Asshole:"The hobros suck! Their faggots and their gay ass music makes my ears bleed!"
ME:"Have you ever actually listened to one of their songs?"
Asshole:"NO! Why would I listen to that shit? They're the worst fucking band ever! The only reason they're famous is because they make 12 year old girls jump out of their training bras!
Me:"If you've never listened to their music how do you know they suck? Is it because most of their fans are teenage girls? So because girls like something it must suck right? Wow. You're both homophobic AND sexiest! Good job.
Asshole:"Whatever. They're still fags."
Me: "Why are they fags?"
Asshole:"Because they dance around stage in tight-girl pants and they refuse to fuck all those fans of theirs that want to jump them."
Me: "I thought all their fans were 12? Does that mean you support stagatory rape?"
Asshole: "Huh- what, no!"
Me: "Really? Are YOU a fag then?"
Asshole: "FUCK NO!"
Me: "Well,you just contradicted yourself, but I'll move on before your primative brain starts to hurt from all the big words I'm using. Idiots like you are why so many girls love the Jonas Brothers. Because, unlike you, they're gentlemen. Which is part of the reason why they are most likely going to get laid before you do. Even with their rings. Oh, and by the way neanderthal, not all their fans are squeeling twelve year olds. Me and my friends love them and we're all 21.
Asshole: "Huh?"
Me: "I thought so."
by lesleylove February 4, 2009
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