Snapping arse

1.Fuck mate I really need to snap some arse right now.

2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.

3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.

4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.
by Azuraz1 July 08, 2024
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Arse Floss

Long hair? Bubble butt?
When washing your hair and discover a collection of hair in the crack of your arse when drying.
Whilst drying her body after washing her hair she discovered nature's 'Arse Floss' in the crevice of her butt. Flossing her hole as she pulled it out.
by Jinx'83 May 05, 2021
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Drip arse

Someone who's a complete melt and arsehole. These people are fucking stupid cunts that are complete dickheaded bastards to others.
"OI BARRY YA DRIP ARSE CUNT, YA MADE AH RIGHT MUG OF YAHSELF!"

"SHUT UP PHIL YA DOPEY CUNT, I HOPE YA DIE!"

"THATS A BIT FAR INIT...YA A COMPLETE DRIP ARSE AIN'T YA!"
by BigdickLJ February 13, 2021
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Black arse

A black arse is a black person’s butt, usually someone from African origins.
Person 1: Do you eat black arse?
Person 2: No, I prefer white ones.
by TakeThatDuragOff February 20, 2021
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nappy arse

Someone who claims to have a big arse but in reality it’s painful to look at.
That Kurt Dillion fella has a huge fucking nappy arse
by Bupppp January 16, 2020
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monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.
Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’
by SwissMinty December 27, 2024
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