arse warm

The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.

"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."

by No Name Johnny December 28, 2005

not arsed

Someone who do not give a fuck. Usually from northern moore and are probably a 6 year old with no manners.

"Safe hannah kath and Larne. I'm not arsed yanno."

"I'm not arsed that Larnes a poo stain or that Hannah drinks diet coke. I'm not arsed that Katherine is a princess"

by Klhc2k17dickheaaaaad March 2, 2017

arse ballsack

When a man puts his ballsack up into your arse, causing a brown-sack (see: brown-sack)

Person 1: My BF gave me an arse ballsack last night!
Person 2: I hope he washed his brown-sack afterward

by PooHole22 June 4, 2022

Fag my arse

The want to put a penis in your ass

I wanted to fag my arse yesterday.

by Drew Jace 2003 October 31, 2019

dub arse

your mad stupid and get no females

your really a dub arse nigga

by Barbieroberts December 6, 2023

arse hole cunt

One of worst type of person you could encounter , worse than an typical arse hole, worse than a cunt, more spastic than an oncock. Simply worst of the worst

Have a look at oncock, hanging off every cunts cock thinking he'll get some where real fast what a fucking arse hole cunt.

by maxwell-monty November 1, 2021

Arse

(Noun) (North Western European) A large, rotund, Slavic creature whose only purpose to serve on this planet, is to search and consume every know fat calorie in the known universe.

Oh my what is that thing at the end of the golden corral line?

I believe that is an Arse!

by Laxon Dinkleton September 6, 2013