Your mom

"Your Mom" Is a type of cow that tends to be much heavier than most cows, often exceeding the weight limit on public roads

Is that a cow?

No, that's your mom

by Chicken nuggie 4 January 24, 2022

your mom

what my friend Lucas says all the time

Me- who was the first president?
Lucas- Your mom

by justindanieldomowenlucasnick November 23, 2019

Your Mum

The answer to any question…literally.

Q:Who was the first president of America?

A:Your Mum

Q:What is the 58th Pokemon in the Pokédex

A:Your Mum

by Your______________Mum March 2, 2018

Your self

Ugly, very ugly!

Friend 1: hey you are ugly
Friend 2: do you mean your self!

by LYLAwasHERE December 26, 2020

Your mom

Ultimate come back

“You look ugly”
“Your mom!”
“I’m offended”

by Jugsofketchup April 22, 2021

your mom

literally the best comeback to anything.

Person 1: OW! I just banged my toe!
You: And I just banged your mom!
Person 1: e

by c0mp1ex_val November 2, 2021

Your mother

what i fucked last night

I fucked your mother

by wtf?!?!?! July 17, 2003