standing on business

where you not going for no bs, you not letting no hoe/nigga get over on you. This happens mostly in relationships.

“The hoe was playing with me like I was dumb, so i blocked her. I was standing on business.”

by denisé November 21, 2023

Stand on business

To stand your ground, not let your guard down, not give in to pressure, not get distracted. Many women use it to refer to keeping your standards up and honoring their boundaries, often when feeling hormonal, lovesick, or temporarily attracted to someone.

“How tf am I supposed to stand on business with this man while I’m ovulating???”
“Girl, he apologized and wants a second chance! But I saw him making out with Susie last night, so I’m definitely standing on business.”
“Stand on business! Don’t be desperate!”

by NikkiNinetyEight November 27, 2023

Business Athlete

Straight out-of-shape men in their late 30s in the St. Louis area who take professional photos with Louis Vuitton bags and other very visible luxury brands, while claiming to be “athletes” on Instagram, even though they post video after video of them taking up space, sitting at 24 Hour Fitness, hogging equipment after 2 reps, accompanied by “I create 6-7 figure earners” in their IG bio, while preying on 18 year olds to join their full commission, life insurance MLM (multi-level marketing company) that has terrible reviews online for not delivering on policies since the company makes its money on Pyramid Scheme-ish “join my team” referrals and a promise you’ll get your dream car which is a used Audi. Every once in awhile they post vacation pics with ugly women and vague, motivational quotes in their captions with a pitch to DM them if you want to be one of the “few selected” for a “life changing opportunity”.

“I’m a business athlete. I approach business with the mentality of an entrepreneur and physicality of an athlete all in one.”

“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent”

by TinderDoucheObserver August 24, 2022

Business-Bukakke

In a professional, business or government office setting, typically mentioned by a user when you receive requests from 2 or more managers (or other business associates) through email, telephone, IM , video conference, etc. all at the same time. Most often the request or information that is being conveyed is the exact same thing message from all managers or absolutely conflicting information on a subject matter.

Spoken Openly: I just got a business-bukakke from Chad, Karen and Don. The hell is going on?

Spoken Professionally: I just BB'd from Chad, Karen and Don. Does anyone have a clarification on this matter?

by Spykhed October 19, 2020

Are you busy, Jos? Jos, are you busy?

Are you able to help out or take on another task?

Your manager will IM you these series of questions to see is you’re busy by saying “Are you busy, Jos? Jos, are you busy?” By asking twice, she will be more likely to receive an answer.

by OBW69 August 10, 2024

business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).

Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)

by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017

three busy debras

the debras. the womans, the myths, the legends.

the three busy debras are love, and they are life.

by threebusydebras101 June 2, 2022