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status king

A man that judges a woman based on her status in society and physical attributes.
He cares about her breast size, not the size of her heart. Her level of education, not the wealth of knowledge learned on her own accord or through life experience.

As well as various other aspects of herself, hair color and length, family ties (does she have a mother and father...are they rich?), past relationships and the amount of friends and money she has.

This man is judgmental and cares only about getting what he wants and often changes his mind. This is due to his surface level/superficial drive, as well as, ever changing trends in society and its expectations and determination of what is considered desirable.

status
Pronunciation: /ˈsteɪtəs / NOUN

1) Relative social or professional position; standing:
an improvement in the status of women

1.1 MASS NOUN High rank or social standing:
those who enjoy wealth and status

king
Pronunciation: /kɪŋ /
NOUN

1The male ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth:

1.1A person or thing regarded as the finest or most important in their sphere or group.
A status king always wants the best of the best in high society, all wrapped up in a playboy body.

"If they ain't looking, I don't want her."
by Jessska August 18, 2014
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king oath

Absolutely. Of course. Yes.
Short for (fuc)king oath.
Bob - "Did you bring any drinks?"
Jim - "King oath mate!"
by Aussie Dav December 16, 2011
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King Mahu

The King of all Mahu's the great leader of #pking-jerking , said to have godlike powers. Sometimes named by his mortal name "V Danger V"
Robby : King Mahu is huge
Dennis : Yes I agree
Garzeen : LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Blindblade : TRANSLATTA VITTU
I_Ru1z_I : Brb walking the dog
V Danger V : s0nni
by seed of lex October 30, 2010
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King Nigger

The Almighty father of Hood Niga John (aka jeses christ)
The holiest name of God
King Nigger had 18 Children (if ykyk very deep subject in the Bible)
by Jitfromdahood November 23, 2021
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King Ape

The Hairiest Friend You Have
"Yo Brett is so hairy.. HE IS KING APE"
by kEziLe August 29, 2006
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King Gay

King Gay is the ruler of all gays. Usually to gain this title, you must be willing to defend all the gays, and advising a discord channel for all who is in your rule.
Wow, he must be the King Gay the way he protects them.
by Helperis July 26, 2018
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The King Of Fighters.

A popular video game in the fighting category that demonstrated to a lazy, repetitive, monotonous, and unimaginative company that goes by the name Capcom, how fighting games do have the ability to evolve if one really tries.
by Gutsukyo September 17, 2011
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