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what cunt

WAHT CUNT! Self discriptive term that outlays ones feelings of hostility towards another.
Also used as a term of endearment.
Customer- Have you got any peanut butter in your shop, shop lady?
Shop lady- What cunt?

Man- hey i heard you called my girlfirend a slut
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?
Man- Nothing. Sorry
Man 2- WHAT CUNT!
Man- No seriously it was just a joke, she is a slut anyways, I hate that fucking slut.
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?
Man- I fucked your mum
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?

Its quite obvious that in this case here man 2 suffers from a common syndrome called whatcuntitis, which can be caused from over abuse of this term.
by Spideyman August 17, 2006
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What the...

a way of sayin "what the fuck" without having to curse.
You took my cd?? What the..
by 5 dolla November 17, 2003
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what kinda nade

An expression shouted down teamspeak when you're playing an online first person shooter and some random raggety ass nade lands on your head. Especially relevant when the nade comes like 30 seconds after the round has started.
*Running to B*
*Nade*
*Dead*
ARGH! WHAT KINDA NADE?!
by whatkinda October 5, 2006
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what the fuck nut

1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.

2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.

3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.
1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.

2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a what the fuck nut.

3) i just what fuck nut.
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what up

what up dude
by tommy November 24, 2002
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WHAT THE FUCK

The words that come out of your mouth when you discover your girlfriend has a penis.
Felipe: What's the bulge coming from the front of your jeans? *poke*
Latasha: My penis...
Felipe: WHAT THE FUCK!? I had sex with you!? Oh my god! What's my dad going to say!? Aw.... shit!
by Hillbilly Killer September 16, 2005
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what's up

see also: whazzup, whassup, whasabi!!, etc.
1. Hi
2. Wtf is wrong with you??

It's probably originated from the late 20th century, when people were astounded with the sky. The only thing that they would reply was "nothing"

Probably the first term to the decline of western civilization
1. Person 1: What's up?
Person 2: "Nothing" (most common response, maybe 99% of people say that)

2. Person 1: What's up?
Person: "The sky" (smart alleck answer: also: "the ceiling" or, "da roof")
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