circus wank

Masturbating so that you ejaculate into your own mouth.

Of course I've never tasted my own man juice, do you think I circus wank?

by Steve the Snake January 15, 2008

asphixiation wank

hanging yourself and trying to cum before you die

dude wheres james ??

i dont know probably had an asphixiation wank

by elliott w February 4, 2009

wank race

A wank race is when when numerous gentleman tug on their man sticks to see who cums first. The loser has to swallow the evidence from all involved

Let's have a wank race and make the loser eat cum

by ballsywaiter March 9, 2014

wank puffin

Donald Trump

Donald trump is a wank puffin

by Hippie22 August 18, 2016

Urban Wanking

Wanking in a public place. A common place for this would be in Public toilets and telephone boxes but can also be done in the high street.

OMG That guy is urban wanking in the telephone box!

by CheezyBurger- December 19, 2010

Auto-Wank

A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.

Teenager- Haha, Larry's having an auto-wank in his sleep!

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

shadow wanking

Covert masturbation in a manner which is not viewable by a third party.

Appearing on a webcam viewable from the waist-up, while masturbating out of sight.

The viewer of the Shadow Wanker is not generally aware that masturbation is taking place, although the term is sometimes used when the viewer is complicit in the activity.

"I chatted to that hot chick last night and she had no idea I was shadow wanking under the desk!"

by robertbowen October 20, 2007