tesco turd

when one produces an extremely horse shoe shaped shit that is long enough to circumnavigate the bowl without breakage. there is also a worrying absence of shit rags!

B DOGGG: alex viner of 3 school street askam in furness curled out a fucking tesco turd! he fucking loved it

by B DOGG69 March 13, 2008

turd polish

turd polish the act of applying nice things to somthing that is a peice of crap in order to hide the fact it is a turd

tom bought a crappy car so puts {turd polish} spinners on it.

by sonicwarhawk December 9, 2005

turd nugget

A disgusting snack during a movie. Originally came from a low cal chocolate bran flake bar eaten during the X-Men Origins movie. It caused such a disturbance that the viewers went into laughing comas.
Also a small bit of poop, about 1/10th the size of a regular turd.

1.Man these granola bars are turd nuggets.
2.Yesterday I had to crap so bad, but I only got out a turd nugget.

by pooperscooperdooper March 11, 2010

turd burglar

One who steals turds from a toilet and keeps them in a dumpster.

J.B., being the master turd burglar, stole his own turds from his friends toilet and stored them in the dumpster outside.

by Teksystems September 2, 2003

Turd-Burglar

Someone who tries to open the bathroom stall door while you are inside.

I was trying drop a duece when some Turd-Burglar tried to bust in my stall!

by fallenaway April 4, 2009

Turd Tapper

Slang for a homosexual, Southern man, residing in Aston PA.

Man... Duke is such a Turd Tapper. He just loves the gooey man chocolate!

by Rodney1 December 19, 2016

Turd Looker

Someone (you know you are a liar if you say you dont) who is always sure to look down into the toilet before they flush their shit down.Probably because humans deep down inside expect the bowl to be completely full one day.

Were just four wild and crazy guys a' turd lookin'.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004