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tesco turd

when one produces an extremely horse shoe shaped shit that is long enough to circumnavigate the bowl without breakage. there is also a worrying absence of shit rags!
B DOGGG: alex viner of 3 school street askam in furness curled out a fucking tesco turd! he fucking loved it
by B DOGG69 March 13, 2008
mugGet the tesco turdmug.

turd polish

turd polish the act of applying nice things to somthing that is a peice of crap in order to hide the fact it is a turd
tom bought a crappy car so puts {turd polish} spinners on it.
by sonicwarhawk December 9, 2005
mugGet the turd polishmug.

turd nugget

A disgusting snack during a movie. Originally came from a low cal chocolate bran flake bar eaten during the X-Men Origins movie. It caused such a disturbance that the viewers went into laughing comas.
Also a small bit of poop, about 1/10th the size of a regular turd.
1.Man these granola bars are turd nuggets.
2.Yesterday I had to crap so bad, but I only got out a turd nugget.
by pooperscooperdooper March 11, 2010
mugGet the turd nuggetmug.

turd burglar

One who steals turds from a toilet and keeps them in a dumpster.
J.B., being the master turd burglar, stole his own turds from his friends toilet and stored them in the dumpster outside.
by Teksystems September 2, 2003
mugGet the turd burglarmug.

Turd-Burglar

Someone who tries to open the bathroom stall door while you are inside.
I was trying drop a duece when some Turd-Burglar tried to bust in my stall!
by fallenaway April 4, 2009
mugGet the Turd-Burglarmug.

turkey turd

Turkey Turds are the massive gravy poop you take the day after thanksgiving once everything is digested. The remnants of Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Stuffing, Green Beans, and Beer. Also will include full pieces of corn. Usually consisting of 3 full waves over 15 minutes, the Turkey Turd can take an extreme toll on the body.
Matt "Dude where'd you go? You were gone for like 20 Minutes"

Sam "I just took a massive turkey turd."
by sEaKm November 27, 2012
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Turd Tapper

Slang for a homosexual, Southern man, residing in Aston PA.
Man... Duke is such a Turd Tapper. He just loves the gooey man chocolate!
by Rodney1 December 19, 2016
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