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hag wife

hag wife is when you are "past" the struggle and just want to chill hard and eat pizza.
I was going to go out on Friday night, but realised I was a hag wife
by CGnotes March 22, 2025
mugGet the hag wifemug.

asylum wife

Can't get a break cause of my asylum wife.
by asylumhusband May 31, 2024
mugGet the asylum wifemug.

Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.
Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.
by chickenboy June 7, 2021
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Wife

The World's most Intimidating and Frightening Entity
John: "Hold on, my wife is comming!"
Mike: ".........."
by Piggy0620 May 8, 2024
mugGet the Wifemug.

my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!
by Imissmykids May 14, 2024
mugGet the my bitch ex wifemug.

Trad wife

A woman who lives a traditional lifestyle in which the man or husband is the provider and protector, and the woman or wife is responsible for maintaining the household, and raising their children.

Sometimes used as a slur for a woman who is anti-feminist, or does not ascribe to the "boss babe" mentality.
Lacey stopped hanging out with us every weekend. She has totally become a trad wife.
mugGet the Trad wifemug.

wife material

a girl so amazing that she is worthy of spending the rest of eternity with
yeah bro, i love her so much; she is literally wife material
by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025
mugGet the wife materialmug.

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