dick n slide

The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.

What do you have planned for the party?
I've got a serious dick N slide ready.

by BillyBobJoeBobjr. January 1, 2017

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Alaska Snow Slide

The act where you cum on a woman's neck and let it run down her back while she gives you a BJ

¨Yo Dog, I got an Alaska Snow Slide¨
¨Cool man¨

by NibbaChibba April 23, 2019

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The act of an affluent white woman consuming copious amounts of wine and proceeding to send sexually suggestive messages to the social media inbox of an unsuspecting and typically uninterested potential mate.

Woooo boy! I feel bad for Sergio, Karen went a little overboard in the Costco wine aisle and an hour later she did the Serenbe Slide into his dm's!

by Serenbe Sam March 21, 2023

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Moon slide

When diarrhea wakes you up from sleep at night

After visiting taco bus, I awoke to a moon slide

by Rcm380 September 9, 2022

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Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

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Yellow Slip-N-Slide

When you're cleaning up the Dragon Dick aftermath and you fall, causing you to slide across the bathroom floor in a similar fashion to a slip-n-slide. Can lead to bodily harm but in the funny way.

1: Oh fuck dude what happened to your eye?

2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet

1: Ha! Fucking dumbass

by a_lax_account June 17, 2018

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