Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.

Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3

by sexygoose November 21, 2019

Peanut

When a male cums as his partner is squirting/peeing on him.
-To do a peanut

Last night was so much fun
I know, i loved when we did a peanut after having sex

by arthurre September 21, 2018

Peanut

The cutest most amazing cutie in the world and the most beautiful and perfect and gorgeous and precious and cutest patootest ever in the world periodt. And the most sweetest and kindest and most greatest existence to ever exist in the whole universe. :3

I love Peanuts

by allamamonke July 19, 2022

Peanut

- when one is being cluelessly dumb despite having access to information.

Kevin: These terrorists don’t look like patriots to me... It's deep state Antifa operatives.

Lucy: No, Peanut. They are not Patriots. They are your flying monkeys,homegrown terrorists, QAnon actors. They are the douchebags that go out and do the evil bidding of people like you who like to wind them up like toys and let them do their worst.

by DoombotJen January 8, 2021

Peanut M&M’s

Makeshift anal beads in which one partner must suck the candy out the “bum” of another partner.

“Honey I forgot my anal beads, but I know you like peanut M&M’s. You wanna suck them out of my ass?”

by I_love_peanut_M&M’s February 19, 2024

peanut butter brother's

Two gay men eating peanut butter out of each other's ass

Mike was eating peanut butter out of John's ass. Peanut butter brother's

by Slayer of life January 9, 2023

peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself

smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.

by lol poggers man December 19, 2022