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Chauncey's Number

Not to be confused with the term Chauncy, which is not even similar.

Chauncey's number is the amount of time between when ant item, person or animal enters the world and when it inevitably touches a penis. This number is lower for girls named Kandi.
"Man, Stormi's Chauncey's Number is like, 15 years. She's wild."

"Bro, when we were skinny dipping, that turtle found out it's Chauncey's Number. Nasty."
by Samuel Gmoney October 24, 2019
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Number

1. A song or musical
2. Mathematical symbol
3. An action to impress or injure someone/something
4. Of a man and beast
5. Count, quantity, measure
6. An attractive man/woman
7. Benzocaine, Lidocaine, Cocaine, Morphine
8. Damage; wreckage
9. Phone access/ID
10. Trick, Game, Con, Scam, etc.
11. Transformation; improvement, assessment
I can't believe I am so stupid to forget his Number already!
Dani really did a Number on her car.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 16, 2022
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number 3

just like number 1, peeing; and number 2, pooping

number 3 is the process of masturbation.
sorry, I was in the middle of a number 3.
by DS Nutz February 23, 2022
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Number one bullshit guy

the type of guy who will dry fist you without even giving you apple juice and likes akil a lot . He will lick akil a lot and a lot
fuck you gigganigga you're a number one bullshit guy who likes to kiss elmehdi
by superniggaballs November 16, 2023
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27 Is The Funniest Number

A Nonsensical phrase originated from the YouTube channel known as "AndriyLikesDucks". No one currently know what it means or why it's funny, But it sure seems funny how it shows up everywhere.
It isn't particularly used naturally in a sentence. It usually shows up without buildup or when you spot the number 27.
"27? "27 Is The Funniest Number""
by Mr. Golgi Apparatus November 20, 2025
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The Number One Song In Heaven

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
by Death Menace April 27, 2023
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