Hobo Kisses

Super intense kissing, like normal kissing, except dirtier (and sometimes bloody, that's just what happens when you don't have a dental plan)

(warning: hobo kisses can induce stabbing and robbing you of everything in your pockets)

Jeff: Sally is sure a good kisser
Steve: did she give you Hobo Kisses?
Jeff: HELLZ YEAH

by ANNE[[monster]] February 21, 2009

Kiwi kiss

Like an Aussie kiss, but next door.

I French kissed this girl, then I aussie kissed this girl, and then finally I kiwi kissed this girl.

by Tana's Handbag August 8, 2006

auntie kiss

A big kiss on the cheek given by a girl. It leaves a mark if the girl is wearing lipstick/lipbalm.

Leslie gave Cameron a big auntie kiss on their date.

by IHateFakeBitches July 5, 2014

Blowing kisses

The act of recovering from such a massive dookey that your anus convulsives, mimmicking the act of blowing kisses.

That is the last time I eat that much food, after I took a shit my ass was blowing kisses for 20 minutes.

by Beef Swellington June 30, 2009

Hug kiss

An act of affection where you hug someone while kissing his/her nipple.

guy 1: DID YOU JUST GIVE JOHN A HUG KISS!
guy 2: Yeah so...
guy 1: Wow that's mad homo
guy 2: No it ain't its just a hug kiss

by imboredsoimadethis September 2, 2009

kiss it goodbye

kiss it goodbye - verb: to take the last toke you are going to get on a joint or blunt before passing it to someone else or extinguishing it. Sometimes this can occur without one's foreknowledge.

This joint is pretty small, do you want to kiss it goodbye before I put it out?

There were so many people smoking on the blunt, I kissed it goodbye on my second hit!

We smoked half of a joint at the concert then kissed it goodbye - we passed it to some guys behind us and it never came back.

by wheresmyjoint December 13, 2009

Satans kiss

When you shit and wipe so often it leads to a sore asshole, and eventually bleeds a little bit.

"After I ate two Chipotle burritos i got a Satans kiss on the tenth wipe."

by Stinksta June 13, 2016