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commie sauce

The change from Communism into the Russia's sauce because some fucker from in the system thought it was...

A.) A smart idea, that only they would think of.
B.) Or a way to give a hobo on thier government steps a good laugh.
A:
Guy: How 'bout we prove our supreme knowledge and try make Russia look like fuckfaces at the same time?!!
Secretary: Wouldn't that be hard? After all you're sloshed, dude!

B:
President: THE NEW Commie sauce! In a local brand-market near you! Try it and you can almost TASTE how fucking dumb our congress is!!
by Phatal May 24, 2003
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Cheeze Sauce

A sexual act involving 2 slices of Kraft singles and a man's genitals. It involves wrapping both slices around the man's penis and sucking until ejaculation which will also produce melted cheese. Post-ejaculation you have created the ever famous "CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
Example 1

Man - "Bitch you hungry?!"
Bitch - "Umm... i could eat something."
Man - "Bitch! Come make some CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

Example 2
Bitch - "Damn!"
Man - "What's goin on cuint?"
Bitch - "I went to make a Cheeze Whiz sandwitch, and we seem to be all out of cheeze!"
Man - "Ain't no problem Hoe! Come over here and get some of that CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
by TheDarkness1694 June 1, 2010
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Raw Sauce

Phrase used by BIg Shaq before he says "The ting goes skrrrahh pop pop pop pop and a boom boomp you dun now."
Big Shaq is a awesome rapper who roasted Shaquille O'Neal.
by ItsJustAPrank! April 20, 2018
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uncle sauce

When you stick your uncle into a juicer and ejaculate into the juice produced by the juicer and feed it too your cat Mittens and he ejaculates while vomiting into a can.
by Dick_mangler May 7, 2018
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maple sauce

The disgusting salty "treat" drink that comes from a Canuck's shlong as he ejaculates into a woman's orifices.
"Damn. His maple sauce tasted like Tim Horton's donuts after it was left in a container of play-do for a month.", said Stefanie.
by Pixie Lovuh May 6, 2008
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Soy Sauced

A group of friends are trading jokes and then one of them tells a joke that falls flat and ruins the thread of humor. It's like dumping too much soy sauce on rice.
We were all busting each other up till Jerry soy sauced the thread of humor with a lame joke.
by Tpsreport August 1, 2014
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WuMbO SaUcE

WumboSauce WUMBO SAUCE WUMBOSAUCE
by Wild N' Out May 10, 2018
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