Toolstud

A tool who tries to be a stud. One who often fails at getting girls, but desperately wants to get with them. Typically a male, a Toolstud will fail at many things, and usually has 3 friends. Their favorite ps3 game is NHL 12, at which they suck.

"Hey, go find some friends!"

"I have 3 friends!"

"No you don't, you're a Toolstud!"

by mrussell January 3, 2012

toolmind

A manner of regarding oneself and the world wherein you are a thing with a function rather than a person with a more complex makeup.

Let’s get you out of this toolmind mentality for just a moment so that you can experience a wider lens from a more passionate perspective!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

Tooloodle

When cumming on a girl in her bedroom you yell out my HIV test came back and say yes it's positive then say I gotta go celebrate and when leaving say tooloodle mate

Hey sarah my HIV test came back positive!!!

I gotta go celebrate, tooloodle mate

by Tjay off xans February 2, 2022

Tooloom

Anything you want it to be.

"Keith you have tooloom."
"Is is not dick cancer?"
"It can be anything you want it to be."
"So sure Keith you have dick cancer. Lmao."

by You_Have_Tooloom June 25, 2018

Tooly McBag

A loser. Scumbag. Tool.

"We were having a great time until Tooly McBag showed up."

by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019

Tools MacBagums

A combination of the stereotypical douche and tool. This character is usually seen in many profile pictures on facebook. Tools MacBagums is usually spotted in these pictures without a shirt on and standing in front of his bathroom mirror taking a picture with his camera phone. Tools MacBagums is usually found carrying a pack of cigarettes and a max of $12.

Person 1: "Yo man what's the deal with your new profile picture?"

Person 2: "Oh you like it? Yeah I thought I'd show off my abs a little bit for the girls."

Person 1: "Yeah ok Tools MacBagums"

by Mr. Shenanigans March 3, 2010

Toolurist

A tourist who attempts, but fails, to blend with the people of the city they are visiting.

Faking you're from a city that you're not from just won't work.

See that guy with the cowboy hat? I just heard him speak, and he's got a Jersey accent. What a toolurist.

by Minimcbeef June 26, 2010