Douche Tools

A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7

god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!

by Anonymous66888 November 22, 2010

Tool-it

A place to use the bathroom. Both numbers one and two.

Hey babe, I will be on the tool-it for awhile

by Staydown2722 November 14, 2021

BMW TOOL

MALE DRIVER OF BMW 430. WEARS DRIVING GLOVES AND HAS A MANS.

HE LIKES TO PICK UP IS MANS IN THE VERT, WEARS DRIVING GLOVES TO KEEP THEM HANDS SOFT FOR HIS MANS. SOME MAY CALL HIM A BMW TOOL

by PSEUDONYM6969696969696969 March 7, 2022

Tool de force

A Tool de force is any tool in a position of authority or a tool with an attitude problem. A Tool de force has little critical thinking capability and or general malicious intent because they were dropped as a child.

My boss is a real Tool de force, I don't know how they got this job. Probably sucking cock for $

by tabarin October 24, 2014

Rodney Toole

The Man

Rodney Toole is the best contractor in the world he is the man!!

by Master carpenter January 20, 2021

TOOL

There's Only One Life.

A sort of counter-measure to the YOLO phrase. As Chris Langan explained, every human-being is an endomorphic image of the mind of god. Everybody is one. TOOL.

Guy 1: Hey! TOOL!
Guy 2: *beats up guy 1*

by Captain Falcum October 8, 2012

Tool Flops

Flip flops worn by men without socks, and are also associated with tooling.

Dlernz was toolin it up by wearing tool flops to school as he was not wearing socks.

by Hadtodoittoem July 23, 2013