The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.
Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.
by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025
Get the Tim Cookmug. When one person races another person that does not realize they are racing, and claims they beat them.
by Jakemk6 August 18, 2014
Get the Tim racemug. by master fucking no one fucking September 17, 2017
Get the tim jimmug. The best person you will ever meet. He will make you laugh and smile a ton. (No one will ever make you laugh as much as him.) He is super duper hot and has the best personality. He has a bunch of insecurities but he shouldn’t because he is perfect.
by Penissucker226 August 29, 2019
Get the Tim Hessmug. Someone who doesn’t give a fuck
by Noempathy November 23, 2021
Get the Timmug. Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.
Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.
Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
by I_like_farts August 14, 2024
Get the Tampon Timmug. Loving, thoughtful, sexy, masculine, charming, fashionable, athletic, and devastatingly handsome. Polished, yet somehow rugged.
His beautiful ocean green eyes have a profound gaze that digs deep into your soul - when you lock eyes with him, the rest of the world fades to gray while your souls momentarily connect.
He has presence, is well-spoken, and is admired. He is a talented writer. A thoughtful and approachable leader.
Tim is an amazing listener and knows exactly what to say. The husk in his voice will leave you feeling weak and on fire.
He is a rock, a protector, and everything you want in a man.
His beautiful ocean green eyes have a profound gaze that digs deep into your soul - when you lock eyes with him, the rest of the world fades to gray while your souls momentarily connect.
He has presence, is well-spoken, and is admired. He is a talented writer. A thoughtful and approachable leader.
Tim is an amazing listener and knows exactly what to say. The husk in his voice will leave you feeling weak and on fire.
He is a rock, a protector, and everything you want in a man.
by JustALovingGirlOnFire November 22, 2021
Get the Timmug.