Kissing the Unicorn

Sucking Cock, A reference to the music video "Blow" by Kesha.

Yo home girl why don't you come over to my house later to start kissing the unicorn in my pants?

by Kissing the Unicorn March 24, 2011

Unicorn

A girl who squirts and makes a her "unicorn horn" covered in glitter.

She unicorned all over my horn

by GayBussyslayervyr April 3, 2023

Unicorn Droppings

Fictional and useless…pointless

“He made so many promises.He’s about as likely as sticking to them as spotting Unicorn Droppings”

by Flippers September 13, 2022

unicorn play

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your forehead and fucking someone with it, either in the vagina or anus

My neck is still sore from the unicorn play from last night. I'm not used to all that thrusting with my forehead.

by Unicorn Player December 28, 2020

Unicorn aids

When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.

Shit man did you hear what happened to Kenny? Stupid fuck got unicorn aids

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

silver unicorn

A totally awesome and amazing guy with a feminine Xbox live gamer tag; probably a good boyfriend to have in the end of it all

"The silver unicorn is pwning me at Cod bro!"

"He's probably also pwning his girl/boy friend in bed"

by Him hitachi October 5, 2013

Unicorn

Someone that fits perfectly between two people in a threesome

Guy 1: “Ay bro I wanna have a threesome”
Guy 2: “Alright dude but let me be the unicorn this time”

by S1xtyNyn3 August 14, 2024